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Fan Mail

Somewhere in a park, where little people were around, two fixers decide that now would be a nice time to haul over some letters they've been receiving lately.
Some effort had to be done ever since Camille announced about is P.O. box for fan mail. Both he and Sasha had underestimated just how much there was gonna be.
Camille Cinq Assoc. West
...And this one comes with a little keychain! Look, Sasha. Don't you find it cute?
Sasha Multicrack Office Rep.
Hello?! Hell yeah I do! Chat! Come look at this!
Though more than half of the letters were addressed to Camille, of course, due to his popularity, Sasha surprisingly ended up with a few gifts of her own.
Sasha Multicrack Office Rep.
I've been wondering how you guys manage to find the means to make these. There's gotta be an office for this kind of manufacturing, right?
Camille Cinq Assoc. West
m! You actually make a good point. Maybe a lower grade one would dedicate themselves to making customs like these...
Camille Cinq Assoc. West
Let's see...Ah! Thank you so much Lord...Ahaha!
Camille Cinq Assoc. West
Lord Cassetti the Seventh for your generous donation, yes! We appreciate it so much. For that, you get a shoutout from Sasha.
Sasha Multicrack Office Rep.
What do you say when you do shoutouts? Uh, shoutout to Spaghetti? Is that right?
Camille laughs and doesn't bother correcting her, shaking his head at the ridiculousness of this stream they were having. As long as it was fun, hanging out with Sasha was a breeze.
Camille Cinq Assoc. West
Alright, let's open another one! From someone named...Dust Bunny? How strange!
Sasha Multicrack Office Rep.
Watch out for allergies, I guess. Achoo!
Camille Cinq Assoc. West
'Dear Camille, I've been itching to ask you the question that everyone else is too afraid to say out loud. I know you'll see this, so here it is.'
Camille Cinq Assoc. West
'...Are you in a relationship with anyone at the moment?' Pfft—Oh my! I can't answer that, chat. You know how the dating scene is nowadays!
He tries to make a harmless excuse to avoid the glaring question, but just as he tries to dismiss it, another small bag of letters is placed in front of Sasha.
Sasha Multicrack Office Rep.
Whoa, wait. I thought this was everything! You're telling me there's more?
Paula Zwei Fixer
I have not said a word.
Sasha Multicrack Office Rep.
Ahhh! Paula!!!
Sasha stands up and hugs her beloved. With Camille's stream watching the excitement, the chat goes faster and faster until Camille himself can no longer read it. Questions spark, with many asking about the Zwei Fixer's return.
Paula Zwei Fixer
My apologies, Camille. I did not realize you were streaming.
Camille Cinq Assoc. West
The chat's so excited to see you again, Paula! Come over here and stay for a bit!
Paula Zwei Fixer
I would rather not.
Paula Zwei Fixer
There's another distortion on the loose, you know. We should probably get to that soon.
Sasha Multicrack Office Rep.
Aw, come on. I really don't care about that right now. You're here with us, so you don't get to choose.
Paula Zwei Fixer
....
One could practically see the gears turning in Paula's head, the fixer contemplating on whether she should stay and entertain whatever mess was going on, or actually address the issue that they were assigned to dispose of.
Sure enough, Sasha pulls her down for a 'kiss' instead of waiting for an answer.
Camille Cinq Assoc. West
Ohh! Oh my! Without me, Sasha?!
...And Camille goes to the side, kissing Paula on the other cheek. The fixer's face becomes as red as a tomato, shaking her head yet not opting to push either of them away.
Paula Zwei Fixer
Wh...
Paula Zwei Fixer
Have you forgotten?
Sasha Multicrack Office Rep.
Why would we ever forget about you? Just take a small break for once, will ya?
Paula Zwei Fixer
It's not that. You're still streaming.
Camille Cinq Assoc. West
...Oop.
Sasha Multicrack Office Rep.
Uh.
Sasha Multicrack Office Rep.
...That answers your question, chat! Are you happy now?!
With their small mistake being caught on camera, the three of them, desperate to find excuses, end up cutting the stream short.
Lucky for the two streamers, the donation money they ended up receiving was far more than anticipated.
Of course, they spoiled Paula afterwards as an apology for the inconvenience.